What a lovely few days it's been! I haven't had so much fun in such a long time. Such a pity the ghost is gone. Now all that's left are those fool Hufflepuff spirits, and they're not entertaining at all.


Now, cousins, I'm awfully curious to know how you are. Please soothe my worries and let me know?

Looks sounds like everyone's favorite charming Hufflepuff professor isn't so sweet and snuggly after all!

Badger claws, and badger teeth, they aren't cuddly creatures, oh no no, but everyone always forgets and blames the snakes. Badgers eat snakes, did you know that? Did you? They tunnel under all your best defenses and when you least expect it....

SNAP!

They catch you in those hungry badger jaws. Maybe you'll be careful next time. Don't make it angry, don't poke it.

Unless you want to.

For the fun.


---BEGIN RECORDING---


[Rangiku is yelling and she sounds extremely angry. From the sound of it, the recording only commenced partway through her ire. Some parts of the sound are patchy.]

What in the Hell -------- were you thinking? Tell me what was going through your head when you cast that spell!

Were you actually thinking? -- I don't think I know any ---- where casting a Lightning Curse is a good idea. It is completely irresponsible! Do you get that? Do you? You're lucky more people weren't hurt! Where did you even learn--

[Muffled speaking]

What do you mean you don't know where that spell came from? Who taught it to you?
No, that --- That is not good enough! It is not-------- You're lucky no one was killed! You have no idea what a spell like that is capable of! What kind of stupid idea got into your head? People could have been seriously hurt, someone could have been killed and you were standing around with that stupid, idiot grin on your face! If you don't know what a spell can do, don't cast it! Never cast it! I can't believe you'd do something so stupi----- Never, ever do anything like that again, do you understand me? If anything like this ever happens in my classroom or anywhere in this school --------- will be out of here so fast that you won't know what -------! Do you understand me? Do you understand me?

[Her voice drops down from the yell but she is obviously still angry, although her tone is now flat]

Get out. Go to Cid's office. Right now. Don't come back until you've got some sense in that head of yours.

[Some murmured words not picked up by the recording]


---END RECORDING---



Don't you all feel so enlightened?




Hee.

Oh, dear.

Someone's died.

It's so sad, isn't it? So very sad.


If anyone needs comfort, please don't hesitate to come to me.

I can make all the pain go away.

Oh now isn't this interesting?



(OOC: Our lovely Ophelia now has the lower body of a snake, a forked tongue, and those creepy slitted snake eyes.)

It seems I accidentally left Claudius out! I am just so prone to doing silly things like this!

Do watch out for your pet frogs and mice and rats.

Or kittens.



[OOC: This is Claudius. He is a big freaky snake.]

Today a little fourth year got angry at me when I tried to help him with his spells. He just couldn't get the Accio right, so I offered to show him.

I may have accidentally cast Tarantallegra on him instead. He danced right down the stairs! It was so cute! Especially when he cracked his little head!